Only thing Folger’s is good for is providing a receptacle for the friend you’re about to wear all over your shades, beard, and hair because everything’s a fucking travesty with Walter.

it’s not like it’s only her or confined to Democrats.

True. She just happens to be the very best at it, bar none.

She’s less awful than most Republicans and a few of the Democrats in Washington in general, but when it comes to legal corruption, nobody’s as prolific and skilled as Pelosi. No Democrats, no Republicans.

That’s how she was elevated to leadership over 20 years ago without seniority and with no legislative accomplishments to speak of: nobody’s as good at corralling and representing the owner donors as her.

Except myself, an elder millennial born on the penultimate day of 82. I’m at peace with being middle aged 😄

That was the headline of my review of the Barbie movie.

House Progressive Caucus is the third-most dishonestly named caucus after the Freedumb Caucus and the Problem Solvers Caucus.

While it DOES indeed contain all the progressives, it also contains a majority of corporate Dems who care about as much about people who don’t give them at least $5,000 per election cycle as Donald Trump cares about dogs.

For fuck’s sake! Go away and take Hillary with you!

And while you’re at it, take your 1992 strategies for campaigning and legislating away. Just like you, they are not useful to the vast majority of people in the third decade of the 21st century.

Yeah, but just like the Change My Mind one, there’s memes for the same thing without the toxic person. For example this:

I think

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Idunno… I bet

is much more litigious than

Cheese wine sounds simultaneously disgusting and alluring!

Probably not, since

did the whole mind control implant thing already

Any way to do a spoiler tag without the line break in Lemmy btw?

Cheap IKEA rugs are actually named after Danish places.

They are? Examples, please! I wanna know if it’s any of the places here that deserve it! 😁

“Skittles mini garbage house kit”

Implying that M&Ms are garbage Skittles, I guess? 🤷

It sounds like a Victorian gentleman being coy about a genital wart:

“I shan’t be going out this eve, old chap. I’m afraid I’ve got an estus on my pirkle.”

If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?

I hear that one guy died…

reverend Estus T. Pirkle. Why? I have no idea. He’s not especially charismatic and he sounds like an idiot.

Hell, even his NAME is goddamn atrocious to the point that it’s impossible to take him seriously 😂

Don’t you mean CUMsplayers?

Ok, that’s it. The stupidest thing I’ve written all year and still clicked post. There was stiff competition, pun intended, but this is the winner.

US finds that Israel is not impeding assistance to Gaza; aid groups disagree objective reality vehemently disagrees

Fixed it. This is literally Trump level gaslighting idiocy.

It’s America’s Finest News Source!

The Onion’s parent company, Global Tetrahedron

Eee! They named the parent company after the evil corporation parent company in The Onion Movie! That makes me unreasonably happy! 😂🥰