Whyv would he care? He sure doesn’t fuckin pay them.

What umm… What did I just… Uh…

Actually you know what nevermind. No answer can satisfy me at this point

Is this an inside joke or is he a creep?

Rats from a ship

Nahhhh Leon was only in to 12 year old Natalie Portman.

You bafoon. You absolute fool. That’s not the enterprise from Star wars that’s the Nebuchadnezzar from Lost in Space.

Doubles as a speed square in a pinch

Somebody’s never heard of Xerxes. Europe, like all things invented in Europe, simply stole the idea from Asia and labeled it as European.

It’s ok. I survived. I’m not sure what he did but I survived it.

Listen buddy.

First of all, men are brutalizing women all over the world, every day, regardless of religion.

You should think about religion as less of a driver and more of a record. Like a dictionary.

People will do whatever they want to do, and then they will justify it. If there happens to be a few convenient passages in a religious text justifying setting your spouse on fire, they’ll repeat that until they’re blue in the face while dousing a woman in gasoline.

And sure, you can say that they use that text to tech their kids, but they’re still just teaching the bits they want to.

The point is, Muslim, Hindu, Christian, doesn’t matter. All major sacred books have bits about brutalizing women that step out of line, and the people that really like those bits tend to climg to them to justify being horrible fucking people.

Instructions unclear. Now have many Smurfs in butt, wat do

Do you know what that’s worth??

I mean Jackson and Lincoln both got shot, at least Jackson wasn’t a bitch about it.

Yeah but knives weren’t something you’d use on bread for a very long time. And we didn’t start actually cutting bread for even longer.

Sucked his dick like the professional she was

85% of Russia’s territory is effectively empty. Almost their entire population lives to the west of the Urals. Any territory China would be interested in would be nearly empty.

Pretend?

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You think it might be??

Bro say that shit with some confidence.

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Well that just sounds like a challenge.