I feel like it shouldn’t need to be said but… You shouldn’t just have shit in between your ass cheeks. Just clean your ass people it’s not that hard.

User-agent switcher is what I use. My only issue so far is that it messes up websites that use recaptcha or cloudflare “Are you a robot” challenges sometimes.

Pro tip: when a website doesn’t work with Firefox, go download a user agent changer and switch it to chrome and watch the website work perfectly on Firefox lol

“Wait let me get my phone, this will do numbers on tiktok”

That’s giving him too much credit, orange cats are just dumb not evil. He sucks the life of of people, encourages the spread of disease and death. He’s a mosquito. Just an annoying, insignificant bug that will only be remembered for the discomfort he caused.

Yellow crystals gotta be a speed upgrade right?

They would actually park 3 feet to the left so they could step out on to the BMW logo.

Sure it will work forever, but it also never really worked right in the first place. Those are definitely the fridges where one section freezes and other areas are almost room temp

Don’t forget about enough bones to make like 100 gallons of stock.

Rookie numbers

The most gross part isn’t even old people fucking, it’s that this guy found a pube and thought “I’ll bring this to show my son!”