I know he has like a million kids, but what is he going to do when they are all too big to give piggy back rides all day?

This will look so much better when it’s smothered in Kentucky Blue grass and drive ways. /S

I have a feeling his spine would be too weak to provide enough friction to properly cleanse ones rectum, but I appreciate the gesture all the same.

I haven’t had a TV in a while. Has the History Channel switched from being the Hitler Channel to the Freak Show/Family Reality Meltdown channel?

Kerosene or high proof alcohol works as well. Shoving some Styrofoam into the bottle before you fill it for bonus points if you have the time.

Koval is an Illinois distillery with excellent whiskey, including bourbon. I’m sure there’s a few in Oregon and Washington as well.

I’m trying to decide what black market US goods are going to be the most profitable, asides from guns. Bourbon maybe?

This comic isn’t even in American.

I wish you were wrong.

I guess I can pray for balkanization and that our further allies take pity on whatever Blue City State I end up being a member of.

I guess eradicating a current fuhrer is Too Soon for sympathizers. It they have something to gain from a shit stain being in control for a bit before it circles the bowl enough times to finally disappear.

What’s the Pee Tape!? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steele_dossier#Kompromat_and_blackmail:_Trump

I found one of those in the back of a taxi before my first smartphone.

I read through the guys messages and decided he was an abusive asshat. Kept it, wiped it, used it as an mp3 player until the screen cracked in my back pocket.

To this day I cringe whenever I see someone keeping their phone in a back pocket.

It still blows my mind how fast my friends and I were able to text on feature phones with T9.

I wonder if the suggestions ended up shaping our language patterns.

Famous Alligator Cloaca is going to be the name of my next experimental noise project.

SUGAAAAH!

TIL then! I love the history of words.

Thanks! That is good to know.

I may have a chance to travel to Europe for the first time in my life, and I’m worried that the Ugly American stereotype will be factored in to my reception. Probably won’t go until things calm down here/the nukes fly.

‘If I’m elected, there’ll be 50 percent less Lego blocks on the floor. That’s more than half we have to deal with these days. I know a guy, a real smart guy, that knows how, and I’ve seen it, to melt Lego bricks. He’ll eradicate these bothersome Lego bricks so we don’t have to tip toe around them any more.’

From the Mitten to the Mississippi, we will always be free!