Sounds like a dude who works all day without accomplishing anything and doesn’t understand how people can get work done quickly by being good at it.

But they’ll only recommend the surgery after trying muscle relaxers ten times over the course of a year.

I think refrigerating eggs is inconsequential compared to the other thing that happened.

It’s not the Democrats’ fault that there are so many cowardly, weak-minded, brainwashed losers in this country who fall for every bit of propaganda the GOP puts out. Politics shouldn’t be about culture wars but that’s how the republicans get votes.

Ashland is really snooty so they probably can read.

Value is relative. My cat is worth way more than that.

Headaches too. Every time I get a bad headache I honestly forget what it feels like to not have one.

Missing the entire fucking point, but that’s typical for braindead .ml users I guess.

This is why the right loves religion. If you’ve already been brainwashed to believe something as stupid and fake as an organized religion then you’re an easy target for the right’s made-up bullshit.

Do people still think this joke is funny

You’re also used to standing around guarding a border all the time, not experiencing actual combat at all.

Any serial killer that doesn’t get caught is at least a billion times more intelligent than Rafael Cruz, please don’t give him that much credit.

“If you aren’t able to stop me, I get to rape you. Them’s the rules.”

That’s how fucking stupid you sound.

All sizzle, no steak. 🥱

Seems useful to me. If I’m selling my house I don’t want to spend a bunch of my own time setting up all the showings and being there for each one. And if I have to trust someone else to do it, they should be licensed and trackable in case something goes wrong.

It does seem like a job that attracts lazy people though, and it also seems like there are way too many agents in general.

Just to say, Twitter has had a policy against posting personal information since before Musk took over. The links contain phone numbers, addresses, etc. I’m sure he’s happy to protect his fellow weirdo but it is actually site policy too.

I feel like you’re implying that being made aware of injustice is a worse position to be in than actually suffering from those same injustices, and that has to be the stupidest thing I’ve read in a while.

Lmao yeah maybe if everyone takes it for 100,000 years or so 🙄

I can explain the joke for you if you don’t get it.

Isn’t Obama his first name???