More like sucking on his tiny mushroom cock nonstop. See, the media LOVES Trump. For most of them, it’s not because of ideology. It’s because he’s a headline buffet. There will always be more, it will always be more salacious, there is no bottom. Which is great for selling ads attached to what they write, film, and so on.

Biden? Boring. Harris? Booring. But Trump? Trump will always be a lalapalooza of insanity. And to the current celebrity media, that’s all that counts.

Sad thing is they’re gonna get us all killed with that shit.

“Not going to talk about couches”? Oh yes you are. You’ve been hoisted by your own petard, and you’re gonna stay up there till we decide to take you down (we won’t, you deserve it).

Look. Newsweek. People.

Here’s your headline: “Photo shows Trump lied about ear injury.” Just say what it is.

Why ask the liar to explain what he meant? He meant what he said, just like in 2020 when he said he would only accept the results of the election if he won.

There won’t be another presidential election if he wins. Not a fair one, at least. Vance will do what Pence wouldn’t; declare all electoral votes against Trump to be fraudulent. Make sure Congress gets to decide who wins, voting by state, with one vote per state. More Republican delegations than Democratic means Trump wins. Then the stooges on the Supreme Court rubber-stamp it. Dictator for life. With scarier people waiting in the wings for after he dies (Hawley is terrifying).

Emigrate now if you can.

Yes, it appears Trudeau’s laws are working as intended. Excellent.

Vladimir Putin bought the Republican Party, and they love his money more than their country.

PROPAGANDA. Please use the actual word. Why use two words when one do trick?

yay

Even better, nationalize it. We don’t have to let Musk keep control of it at all.

Hmm, good to hear both sides are wrong. Please, tell me more of this “both sides” principle.

Good morning, Israeli propaganda ministry! How’s the weather down there today?

It’s almost like this was the plan all along and none of them ever cared about the October 7 attack.

I believe in everything but Jerry Jones. When’s he getting shitcanned?

You can’t weaponize a law that was always intended to be a weapon.

And don’t forget to watch the stunning 1989 sequel, C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D.

Bit of context: The unit these officers were part of, 9th mobile, was created to terrorize people in the West End of Louisville, which has a majority African-American population. Its predecessor was called “VIPER.” It took years and several scandals before the cops realized “VIPER” was not a good name, and they needed to call it something less offensive. “9th mobile” is a less-offensive name, but it was the same racist shit that VIPER had been doing.

I don’t know why Jason Riley wrote this without mentioning the racial aspect, but he might have been assuming people from Louisville would understand. But for those of you not from Louisville: this is the context.