Divorce is sin, side chicks are fine. Got it.

Classic Richard

And all the “Thanks! Took two minutes to fix after seeing your post” comments just to rub it in.

Girls were invented by plumbers to sell more bathrooms

Smart watch? Research which ones have a strong vibration. Some are good, some suck.

Looking for a full-size of picture 2 to make my wallpaper

Apparently there are different types. Great Spotted Kiwi can reach 18" tall.

chat is this real?

Brutalism is cool to visit but shitty to live in.

Forgot to include this guy!

Why?

I’m just gonna die at work.

The language thing is a good point. Am I in 1000CE North America? Because I can fumble my way through French, but absolutely cannot speak Siouan.

What’s the mouth thing?

How am I supposed to get sunlight when I start work at 6:00 but sunrise isn’t until 8:00

Good news! We’ve invented the torment nexus

Does this have to be enabled after updating to 1.19? I don’t see anything in Settings.

The customer was very understanding. I did drive out a second lasagna. Boss was angry, but he was always angry.

I used to be a delivery driver for a pizzaria. One night I got a really far delivery, like half an hour each way. I guess during that time the lasagna steamed the paper delivery bag, because I picked it up by the top (stupid) and made it three steps from my car before the lasagna fell out the bottom of the bag and exploded on this dudes driveway. Very sad.

MW2 hit marker noise