I truly don’t understand how HOAs aren’t illegal. Or at the very least restricted.

For hilarious comedians with great chemistry and occasional improved bits: Bad Friends. With Andrew Santino and Bobby Lee.

You’re so close to your 1 year chip! We’re all proud of you!

Food? What food? I didn’t even know they had food…

Man I’ve done this before but maybe spent 15 minutes and that felt like an hour. A whole hour must have felt like a whole day.

My problem is that I AM buying something but I stand there analyzing all the options just walk out with 1 thing. As I’m checking out I start to wonder if anybody realized that I’ve just spent 15 minutes standing at one shelf to end up buying 1 bottle of infant cough syrup.

Elf.

Would you rather we call it penetration?

4 hours. They’re dead.

Nothings safe anymore. Everything’s a lie.

Better than saying meat of Alex.