Have you met a security guard? you do not want a guy who failed the extremely low bar to be a cop, and who likely can’t handle the tiny bit of authority granted to them to be around kids.

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So interesting thing about tazers, they only paralyze muscle that is in between the propes during the tazer cycle. That’s why the little probes spread out the further they get from the tazer. See how close those wires are? That means he is extremely close and there is no immobilization happening it’s just causing pain. The range is far too close to be effective even if the use were justified.

What you want to do is order a shot called a “cement mixer” get one for yourself and the meanest looking person in the bar so they will help you in a bar fight

I have done something like this. You will feel like hell and depending how vitamin deficient you are you could end up in the hospital. When I did it I just bounced back within a few months so it was not worth it.

If you are trying to lose weight counting calories over a long period helped me lose about 50lbs. Just try to stay in weight loss range and exercise for 30 min a day to burn some calories

Man talking to himself accuses company of action they are allowed to perform

Did everyone not just pirate this series? It seems like Game of Thrones level pirate content, who would pay for that.

The ability to shape steel. Sounds basic but blacksmiths make the tools for everything else.

https://analognowhere.com/_/ismegh/

We found that breathalyzers were giving too many false negatives so we decided to go with taking you to jail, costing you 10-30k in legal fees, having your mugshot printed on the local pos tabloid, and getting you fired instead. Don’t worry we’ll expunge your record after making you unhireable and fucking over your life for 8 months. Fucking Hell.

Those are all good points but that assumes that hospitals will use AI in addition to the workers they already have. The fear here would be that they would use AI as an excuse to lay off medical staff, making the intentional under staffing even worse and decreasing the overall quality of care while absolutely burning through medical staff.

you’ve obviously never tried fleeing the state and changing your name

So sad to see that impostor account on x pretending to be him, just tasteless really

Medical staff arn’t trained with guns and they figure there’s less possibility of an accidental discharge the less people are touching it

one time I blacked out and woke up to a spotlessly clean kitchen and a loaf of perfectly baked rosemary bread. I didn’t even have rosemary

Yeah but I wasn’t for a long time. There was a spiderman cartoon where mary jane was targeted for murder because her name was in a database of organ donors and the villain needed her organs for his wife or something. scared the shit out of me when I was a kid and I had a knee jerk reaction when filling out the form I never really thought about. someone had to directly ask me before I realized I had based this decision on a cartoon I saw when I was 5.

These are starting to sound like dark souls bosses

*some humans with a skin condition

“These lines are only visible in those with a mosaic[1][2][3] skin condition or in chimeras where different cell lines contain different genes.” So yeah click bait article

well I have been rendered speechless on several occasions. The most recent is when I told an employee at a high level in our organization who was setting a password not to use his name, old passwords, or anything sequential like abc123. I spent the next half hour trying to figure out why it wasn’t accepting his password until I had him tell me one of the rejected ones. hisname123456789. He told me it’s not abc123. This man has multiple degrees and uses a computer every day. How is he this tech illiterate and just plain illiterate