Famous as AMOS
Famous as AMOS
Get more sleep
It’s a racing snail
Idk, that’s kinda metal lol
Great for a Halloween potluck :p
This is a really mature take.
Getting older can be a trip.
I don’t get it…
JK, this is a great one
Easy fix, Beatles EDM remixs lol
And that he dodged a bullet
I think they meant the Babylon Bee
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I was cleaning my room and found an old fortune cookie slip with “it’s a doge eat doge world” on one side and the FTX logo on the other. I just shook my head and chuckled.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king’s horses and all the king’s men Couldn’t put Humpty together again.
I liked to text my coworkers pictures of my cats.
It got to be a bit much, and started to be referred to as me getting drunk and sending pussy pics.
I haven’t sent one in months :( kind of miss it lol
What the fuck man.
Obligatory ‘i don’t get it’, quack
I love eating pussy