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  • alyth@lemmy.worldtoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldque
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    2 months ago

    I asked my friend from Morocco. He says the cat is asking for mouse flavored “Jumbo”. Jumbo is a brand of stock cubes which normally come in flavors like beef, chicken or lamb. The shopkeeper replies “que” in Spanish which means “what?”
















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