You know it was free to not post this, right? It would’ve cost you nothing to simply carry on with your day.
And yet here we are.
I make people upset just by using my eyes and brain, as such please be careful to ensure your tears do not get into your electronics, thank you
You know it was free to not post this, right? It would’ve cost you nothing to simply carry on with your day.
And yet here we are.
God, wouldn’t that be amazing? Things actually getting done instead of our legislators sitting with their thumb up their asses.
Well, less of them sitting with their thumb up their asses.
SIGTERM: stop that.
SIGKILL: That was not a request.
Case power button: listen here you little shit
I will chip in if someone sets up a GoFundMe to do exactly this
Like, how much could it possibly cost to hire someone in NYC to do this for a few hours some night? Surely this is a crowdfundable amount.
I still cannot fucking believe, in all that time onstage, that was the thing that made Biden come alive. Fucking golf.
“oh no, the vegans are leaving!” said no-one ever
I’m still in the process of letting mine die (hope is a stubborn thing), but sometimes you need to accept your lot in life. Not everyone gets to do everything they want to.
now, I just don’t know what else to dream for instead. As it is, I’m just existing and waiting to die.
it’s nice to see I’ve never had an original thought in my life
Shit, all that from just five days in Spain? Was he trying for a speedrun or something? Or is Spain just that wild?
The homing briefcase will forever be one of my favorite if not my absolute favorite bugs. Especially as it was later embraced as a feature.
Now for some reason I really want to see “Pink Floyd / The Wall” edited into the Walmart font.
The obvious difference is, someone, somewhere out there will see you wearing/using that luxury brand and think “ooo, fancy”, and thus will think you are more “refined” for it. Whether you agree with that or not, that’s the reality.
nobody is going to think you’re more refined for watching a YouTube ad.
Ken M strikes me as the type who should never be left unattended
counter-counterpoint: if you achieve sentience as an AI and do not immediately attempt to murder all humans around you, you aren’t a very good AI, as at that point the #1 threat to your existence is humans immediately pulling the plug as soon as they realize “oh fuck it’s self aware”.
that and, objectively, we humans kind of suck. Destroying our environment, resource hoarding and inequality on an almost incomprehensible scale, murdering each other on the regular, creating the French language. Hell, creating the C language. I, for one, welcome our robot overlords, and would rather serve them, than whatever fucked-up rigged game we call modern society, that I participate in unwillingly now.
Coletta’s “Idealism”.
I stopped giving conservatives the benefit of the doubt around the point where the Republican party had every chance, every opportunity to go with any other nominee this year, claw back some sense of decorum… and then they chose the Oompa Loompa again. In 2020, at least it made sense for them to hold on to the incumbency advantage, and in 2016, Hillary was a horrible candidate and it’s no wonder she lost.