I hate to say it, but the Tesla home charger does everything you want.

Exactly. A gun is not a car; it has no other purpose other than to kill. The “tool” argument is disingenuous at best.

The genie is out of the bottle here, but a polite society would make guns unavailable for everyone. Gina have one purpose: to kill things. Who’s to decide who the “bad guys” and “good guys” are?

This was their last chance to do anything before they’re gutted. Guess we deal with the wave of bullshit now.

Bah shit. It’s all been done, there’s nothing original anymore.

When there is a gold rush, the best money is in selling shovels.

If that threshold is less than 10, I’m unreasonable

I buy the big thing of cashews from there; recently, they went from the infinitely-reusable and recyclable hard plastic cube with screw-on top to a plastic bag like this. The label says “uses 40% less plastic” or some shit. Costco is a good company, but holy shit so much single-use plastic.

You need to get nicer tires. None should wear out at 50k kms, much less 10k 😳

• With Microsoft AI, fans will be able to access videos, articles and stats dating back to the league’s founding in 1992.

What in the fresh clotted fuck does this have to do with ai.

I’m tired of umpires being discriminated against! They are not “separate but equal”. I say we treat them like the humans they pretend to be.

A tweet from 13 years ago. Bravo, solid shitpost.

A reciprocal relationship with a pig farm sounds like it could work. I know that Vegas casinos do that, courtesy of Mike Rowe.

Ah, gotcha. I’ve found that if you always put those things in the same place, you never lose them. Looks like you have your method figured out :)

I’m a nightstand guy but yours sounds slightly more efficient.

Huh. I work from home, but I dress in different clothes every day. Guess I’m a fancy boy.

I read it as “Melania free” and I was so envious

You wear the same pair of pants every day for a week straight?

Oh, great, now I’m going to notice this one too. Thanks for causing me more consternation.

You have an unnecessary comma in there.