I think they probably see us as stupid gods

How was it supposed to work? Was it supposed to scan received dick pics of anything gross because people do have eyes they could use…

I’m really hoping that’s in Fahrenheit

What’s Simon doing in a cat cafe?

It’s our first kid as well. Shitting bricks but I’m almost certainly less worried than her so I think my role is to basically support her as much as possible. Thanks for the advice!

Ex wife and ex Ian

My wife is preggers so I’ve got all this to look forward to .

This brass band cover of Radiohead - Motion Picture Soundtrack https://youtu.be/ZeI0PXj7LIw?si=BlnYr_o8IfJ9FKy9

My cat is ginger so he gets “ginger shit” a lot of the time

🎶I’m going to praise you like a shoe🎶

Maybe she wanted you to dress her?

How are they going to stop someone bypassing it by just holding up a photo of someone older? Like cameras can’t tell the difference between 2d and 3d.

Love it

I imagine the tiling was a total pain in the ass to do, even to that standard

Ah that makes sense. No wonder I couldn’t find it, was looking for recreational drugs

What the heck is maid?

I’m imagining it’s the same house as the picture that was posted a few days ago https://feddit.uk/post/1558126

Looks so good!

I think it’s supposed to mean “along with” so an exhibition (eg art) along with a sale but I could be wrong lol

This is my favourite photo from my travels in India