Happened to me today. I just bring everything to my car in the cart, pit ‘em in the trunk and bag ‘em when I get home, to carry inside. It’s not that bad.

This time do it with poisoned food, so when it’s confiscated, hopefully those Israeli dogs eat it.

Or the landing of a jump.

Good. May they fall another 40% in 2026. Fuck that company.

I read ‘bomb recipes’ as, like, fuckin awesome recipes for things. I’m fat.

Sad state of affairs.

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Yeah. No shit. wtf did they think was gonna generate returns? They wanna run ads in the middle if responses?

“What kind of dog you have?”

“Dog?”

My labour ain’t free.

They have attack plans drawn out on most countries.

That’s what this shitfuck does. He ‘jokes’ about an idea, then repeats it until it sounds normal, then does whatever the fuck he wants and nobody does anything about it.

I sure am sick of super fast, stable internet connections. Let’s all get something that fucks up when it’s cloudy.

Which is why I’m here and not there. It’s the internet: I hope nobody posts their hot takes! Reddit needs to lighten up. Or even better, fuck off.

My friend Pat and I used to remove labels from cans in people’s pantries at university.

I understand your desire, but I’ll be damned if I’m gonna use any spreadsheet software on my phone. I can think of few worse platforms for excel. Even my iPad Pro is a nightmare if I don’t have my Magic Keyboard and a mouse. I’ll crack out a laptop or talk through it with gpt.

I love Jon Stewart as much as the next guy. I think he could do a better job than Trump is doing, but that’s setting a very low bar. Surely there’s someone more qualified than comedy news host John Stewart.

Does that exclude steam deck users?

Zoomers can’t be bothered to spell Nvidia correctly. I wouldn’t let ‘em install my drivers either 🥲

Social media isn’t broken. It’s working exactly how it was meant to. We just need to break free of it.