That’s because the OG visionaries of tech are gone, and have been replaced by MBAs and techbros.

I’m not sure if Firefox pulls passwords when you import your data, but you can manually export passwords from Chrome and import them into Firefox.

We need to add a fourth E:

Embrace, Extend, Extinguish, Enshittify.

Look bud, we only control the weather, not “near-earth objects”!

I mean, if you could control the weather, why not make a Mar-a-Lago sized hurricane?

She seems the type to think all the lanes belong to her and fuck you, get out of her way!

Which is exactly why he’s accusing Biden and Democratic North Carolina governor Roy Cooper of doing.

I was under the impression that anything under like 10nm was just marketing and doesn’t actually refer to transistor density in any meaningful way?

Because you wanted to learn about it, so you did.

Donald Trump doesn’t want to learn about anything that doesn’t affect him personally, so he won’t put in the effort to educate himself. Also his narcissism won’t let him believe that there’s anything he isn’t already the most knowledgeable person about.

Why Trump Is Lying About Disaster Relief

Because he can’t not.

She’s a hard-core porn star. What hasn’t she shown?

Look, if all those cultures didn’t want the British to safeguard their stuff, they shouldn’t have let themselves be invaded by a technologically superior colonizer who drained them of their resources and enslaved their populations for the glory of a metal hat worn by inbred tea-drinking assholes.

It’s all their fault, really.

Golfing? Working.

Shitposting on Twitter? Working.

Doing rails of ketamine? Working

Given his legendary reputation for stiffing contractors, it’s amazing anyone does any business at all with him without getting paid cash up-front.

Behind the Bastards also recently did episodes about Curtis Yarvin, featuring Ed Helms.

“How could there be so many votes for the evil Demonrats when we have so many registered Republicans? That must mean they’re cheating so we’re gonna toss all the ‘irregular’ Demonrat votes!”

-Some “patriotic” governor.

Isn’t it at least 5?

SpaceX

Tesla

Twitter

Neuralink

Boring Company

Now tell me that being a CEO is such a hard and stressful job that one man could be in charge of five companies.

I mean, depending on what your goals are, that could very well be described as efficient.

Like, if your goal is to destroy the American government, could anyone do it more efficiently than Elmo?

The bar for Vance is literally “repeat Republican lies and fear-mongering, but do it coherently.”

Since he’s not gonna be fact-checked, that’s all he has to do.

Hey, at least one Nazi did go to prison.

…of course, things went real bad for France not long after that.