A giraffe is a horse with a long neck.

A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck.

QED

Would be nice if he put his money where his mouth is. He’s 81 years old, but I bet he’s still gonna show up Tuesday.

Throughout his congressional campaign in 1974, Gingrich was having an affair with a young volunteer. An aide who worked with Gingrich throughout the 1970s stated that “it was common knowledge that Newt was involved with other women during his marriage to Jackie.”
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In September 1980, according to friends who knew them both, Newt visited Jackie in the hospital the day after she had undergone surgery to treat her uterine cancer; once there, Newt began talking about the terms of their divorce, at which point Jackie threw him out of the room

In 1993, while still married to Marianne, Gingrich began an affair with House of Representatives staffer Callista Bisek, more than two decades his junior.[278] Gingrich was having this affair even as he led the impeachment of Bill Clinton for perjury related to Clinton’s own extramarital affair.[279][128] Gingrich filed for divorce from Marianne in 1999, a few months after she had been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis.

Sauce: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newt_Gingrich

My stepmother was doing her undergrad (and a few years later her law degree) from the University of West Georgia when he was a professor of history there and had started his first congressional campaign. She said literally every woman in school was aware of his affairs with students.

Moral decay in 2024? This is just yet another year of accusations fueled by projection from the right.

Of course not. It’s tungsten. Not steel.

We just say bingo…

“in space no one can hear you scream”

Boeing satellites: “AHHHHHH!!!”

Static IP on the windows machine in a jail’d subnet, if you still want to be able to access it from the LAN but don’t want it to have internet access.

If you’re happy with it not having any kind of network access (I’m not sure if when you say ‘locally’ you mean just physically, or it needs LAN as well), just disable the network adapter in windows.

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Is this what it feels like to be color blind and have people show you charts? Who the hell puts all the other comparison metrics in gray scale?

bloody tampon tramp stamp

“bloody” as in bloody idiot, or “bloody” as in black pudding?

“would you like some fresh shark?”

“Hell no bury that sum bitch for one to three months then hang it up for a few more then get back to me”

“Mr. Walz what is your position on student loan forgiveness?”

“Stop DOTs”

“Interesting. What do you think the escalating border issues?”

“Many whelps. Handle it.”

We’re you at a strip club?

All North American congressmen? Hah! Checkmate librulz!

Haha, weird.

I’ve had that happen a few times recently (wrong comment replied to) and I have no idea how it happens. For the upvotes… well it’s either there’s too many Lemdiots on this platform, or bots (oh noes!).

It’s a typing speed problem. The left hand hitting the 4 was too slow/the right hand jumped the gun on typing the first 9.

So, definitely aliens.

If cinnamon toast crunch isn’t one of the 5 you’re definitely not getting in.

Congrats, you’re now a Proud Boy!

Their other mom.

You need to adjust the Pluto Nash budget for iflation as well. It was a ~$100 million budget in 2002.

Makes me wonder how many other movies did worse when we consider adjusting their budget to inflation.