Oh great! Now I have to create a new alt Facebook and gmail account every 18 years? How many more Alt lives do I have to keep creating. This is getting ridiculous!

It’s boobs all the way down.

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Learning how to say no. Having personal boundaries.

My first girlfriend’s dad use to always say “two objects can not occupy the same space at the same time” he was a science teacher lol

In a lot of places you can legally cross the street at the corner regardless of whether there is a crosswalk and drivers are legally required to stop.

But yea if they don’t stop and you are dead you’re dying words can be, “I had the right of way, motherfuh- cough cough”

No. It’s not normal at all. But you do you. No one is normal.

But I would be more worried about having OCD if you are worried that (not) using separate towels for your hands and face makes you less clean.

There are four elephants one is just standing in front of the other

Probably not the most disturbing thing but still kind of funny.

When the internet first came out we were in middle school or high school and my friends dad had great internet connection because he worked for the Navy. Anyways we were amazed that you could find anything about anything just by typing it into the web crawler (I think that’s what the search engine was called back then.

One night we were just chilling and looking up random stuff and we were like damn, you can literally find anything.

“I bet they even have horses fucking chickens!”

And well. Yes. Yes they do.

At least the source wasn’t you

Clearly the headquarters for international terrorist organization Hamas.

I mean, who doesn’t keep their bullets stored next to an MRI machine.

You should call the non emergency number during the day and ask to speak to a manager and then ask your silly question and see what they say lol

Instructions unclear: buying more beer! There’s years of jeers and cheers and no need for fears or leers or what have you

Can we really speculate what will happen after since Netanyahu is so unpopular?

They already do man, just need to come out we accept you for who you are…. Also I need to have a few words about my past online trolling behavior

What about getting your head out of your ass you barbaric genocide sympathizer.

Get your head out of your ass you barbaric genocide sympathizer. Fucking bot

There’s no need to argue about anything. Just know that you are wrong 👍 …. Doesn’t have to happen right here right now, but hopefully one day you’ll realize how wrong you are right now.

I don’t think people are capable of engaging in genuine discourse about human sexuality.

The people who are always crying about pedos and such every time anything related to the internet and sexuality is brought up in the news creep me out.

But both reddit and lemmy also have some fucked up shit posted in them as well.

It’s not black and white…. You could almost say it is 50 shardes of gray………

Did someone say ass pennies?