Musk went on to clarify that that temporary hardship is currently projected to last just 4 short years.

Well yeah, those medical records are being audited by the IRS and everyone knows you can’t release them when they’re under audit. I mean, sure, everyone else can, but Trump’s under extra-special audit.

“Apologies, I misspoke. If he’s willing to get off on the couch.”

I can’t decide if my disgust is greater than my amusement in knowing there’s no way Russia would bother delivering those letters regardless.

To save people from having to squint at the small text; top chart is measured in seconds, bottom chart is measured in days.

Put a stop sign over the current stop sign that says “stop posting “stop posting””