Not joking. Obviously it’s unenforceable, but when you’re already ensconced in the larger organization and made the choice to join Sea Org, you’re really committed to Scientology and I’m sure the contract feels real. Makes it pretty hard to leave your cushy $10/day job scrubbing one of their cruise ships.

It’s because whatever maniac invented the sizing scheme decided that every letter represents 2 inches more around your body at the weirdest boobage point than just below it. What a bonkers system! A woman with 38B bras is 38 inches around at the band, and 40 inches around at the girls. Nonsense. The way dudes THINK it works makes so much more sense.

It’s more than a life of service, the Sea Org sign a billion year contract to include any resurrections.

It’s also just an interesting question.

I assume this is playing on Argyle socks, which have a diamond pattern.

I can’t imagine that the terms are sent back to the server, only the clicked_agree=True

I saw them at an ice cream truck a few days ago!

A few of us were invited out to dinner by our boss in my first corporate job. I ordered the cheapest sandwich on the menu because I had no idea if he was paying for me, and this wasn’t the sort of restaurant I could go to except for anniversaries. Everybody else got steaks and stuff, and the boss did pay. My chicken sandwich was good too, but I’ll never forget my anxiety looking at the prices on the menu!

Thank you.

Which one is that?

William Shatner’s TekWar! It all looks awful, I don’t know how they made so much of it.

Handy!

I don’t think I’ve encountered a tortilla with a pocket, but who’s to say what might exist in the wide world out there!

Great point.

That looks like a pita, my sister.

Freedom fighter/terrorist dichotomy aside, he definitely used terror to achieve political goals. We look upon him kindly because his cause seems just to us, and because he won.

Wanna hear my favorite knock knock joke? Great!

You start…

Fair enough; I have no idea. We’d like to think we are above our animal natures I’m sure.

Babies produce a pheromone to make them cuter so that you don’t huck them into the woods when they just won’t shut up.

Wow, would you look at all that… stuff.