diabetic_porcupine

They won’t release it because it has names of other countries leaders so they get to do whatever they want holding the release of the files over their heads. Like look my people don’t care that I’m a pedo they won’t impeach me. But if you try and stop us from invading other countries we WILL release the files with your names in them

There’s a dirty joke in here somewhere

Sir, that’s the joke

Hydrodynamic

It’s YUUUUUUUUGEE

Probably have some lunch. And then take a nap. And then FIRE ZE MISSILES!!!

I started saying the L as a joke and now I can’t stop

Everyone always says “death TO America!”

Nobody ever says “death IN America!”

I read part of the bible cracked out of my mind before. Everyone who saw me reading was so happy for me at first. Then they figured out I wasn’t reading it right and they would be mad when I pointed out the literal meaning hidden in all the subtext

So you basically have about a 50/50 shot of making to another country or death. Not bad odds.

Has anyone actually made it out of these prisons and can explain what it’s like in there?

Big balls by acdc

Dear United States. Since you decided not to give me the Nobel peace for not raping you I don’t feel very obligated to not be very rapey anymore

Do not diddle kiiiids! It’s no good diddling kiiiids!

Had to check if this was an onion post or not

Based af

lol wut

Yo chat is this real ??

Yeah but you can’t trust anything he says that’s just trump

Oh don’t worry… I’ll be gentle.