Lead us to salvation tech jesus!

You don’t need snow tires in Chicago. The streets are very well plowed and salted. Just take it slow.

Slackware!

TIL!

If it’s a steal, buy it and try it. Worst case, you could turn a small profit by reselling it.

May i see the output of neofetch?

Take my money! All of it!

Let’s not go crazy.

He’s Canadian? Didn’t he run for president in 2016? I know I could ddg this…

Tbf, I wasn’t a leemy user when we met. But I agree. She has terrible taste in men.

Our wives must know each other. Me recently: it’s not useless junk! It’s a CD tower NAS with 10 base t token ring capability! The guy who ran a bbs in my local calling area had one that served up Warez in 1997! I was a very early adopter of mp3. I used the original program released by the fraunhoeffer Institute to rip my friend’s metallica bootlegs and upload them for extra leech credits. It would take half a day to encode 128kbps mp3 files on my non-mmx cyrix 6x86, and I could only store 1 CD worth of mp3s at a time on my 800mb hard drive. Besides, I got a really good deal on it!

You delicious bastard! Thanks for the rook tip.

I get it. Date your distro, marry your browser.

I miss the level of customization you could do in Vivaldi, down to minute details. But I don’t miss it enough to put up with ads and tracking nonsense.

I started on Firefox back when it was a beta called Phoenix. I eventually moved to chromium based browsers like the rest of the world, but now I’m back. I’ve come full circle!

My wife didn’t even notice when I turned on the pi-hole. She also told me she thinks there’s a virus on her phone.

I made the switch from Vivaldi back to Firefox recently. I loved Vivaldi, but I’m happy with Firefox too.

I think it’s a delusion of grandeur.

Gas like natural gas? Or gas like gasoline? I’m sure it’s the former, but I take nothing for granted anymore.

Coo coo ka cha!

Everybody knows that Arkansas grows the finest coffee beans in the world.

Hypoallergenic condoms are made out of vinyl.