Fucking losers

Edit: the Nazis, obviously— geez…

If they’re gonna fuck you, it seems they would like to know your preferences. And I have to say, judging from past experience, it’s rather nice that they’re even asking.

Hairy balls. I love them.

If you’d like to discuss that further, I’m here for that.

Oops! That’s not such a secret! Lol

(I also love bourbon and weed)

Removed by mod

I have no obligations for the rest of the day. I’m currently vacillating between making coffee and not making coffee before I go and play cyberpunk 2077 for the rest of the day.

Update: I made coffee

That reminds me of a really awesome show I need to revisit.

What an asshole

I have seen people do this unironically when they fart.

Ghouls

It was a long time ago. Difficult to remember. Plus, I was on a lot of drugs by then…

Edit: hold on, the show came out in 1993, when I was 14. So that’s not at all as creepy as you implied. maybe you caught it on reruns? Or you’re not in the United States, and it debuted years later in your country?

Ah, yes… 1993, the year I discovered the joys of smoking…

Wife: An air fryer? I thought you said you were going to the desert?

Me: no, I’m going to the desert, on drugs. I can’t cook there!

Wife: yeah, well, I’m stoned and going to target. I guess I can’t buy your air fryer there either, asshole

makes me feel old, 'cause I’ve seen this pointed out sooo many times before

brings me back to my /. days

When I was a kid in the 90s, I kept thinking about the Power Rangers and how they were kind of gay, and I felt kinda gay, but they were kind of lame, and I didn’t wanna be lame.

So I got really into Star Trek in computers instead. I’m 47, and I’m confident that I made the correct decision. Star Trek definitely made me feel pretty OK about being gay, that’s for sure.

Ad Astra Per Aspera

oy vey-- I can be a real pill. but at least I can admit when I’m wrong. A lady/gentleman apologizes and exits stage left. One doesn’t simply ragequit with a side of DDoS!

in all my years of slashdotting, Stumbling, Farking, Digging, redditry, and Lemming, I’ve never known anyone to go down this hard nor this bitter. WHAT A CUNT!

This beloved character’s namesake deserved better

WHAT A STUPID ASSHOLE

To be fair, he had many faces

Bean van brought me here

So several places on earth have now gotten so hot, they’ve literally burst into flames. And people still deny climate change. 🤦‍♂️