– hello, I am calling about the fridge on the classified ad, does it run?

– Only when you call it.

kitchen scale master race

are you a transformer?

i live in a different country and most of the day i speak a different language

what you get if you mix Terminator and Godzilla

LinkedIn only exist for me when looking for a job, definately not a place to stay, i am alergic to toxic positivity

she is 70, she can survive Trump

uh? that was the whole business model, you can see the questions for free but got to pay for the answers. initially you’re reluctant to pay, but as hw due dates approach and you realize the cost of failing a class…

AI taking the answer-questions-wrongly jobs

you could ask chegg chatgpt

Lexus sold cars with cassette players until 2010

that’s what America wants apparently

wholesome gimp trying to cheer us up

finally her son endorses her

he’s aware the pharmaceutical lobby has deep pockets, so this is more like a ransom

all of them, and none of them

sueing for not buying ads on X, for not endorsing you… i see a pattern with these people

a switching vote is worth 2

i got the feeling he’d rather stay home and paint dog portraits

50 shades of shit