One of the remarkable things is that a placebo still works even if you know it’s a placebo.

Hey look, it’s somebody somehow posting from bizarro-universe where everything is opposite!

Guys, I also heard that Germany did some bad stuff. Maybe we should bring that up too?

Right? Every time somebody mentions something bad about Russia or the CCP, we should remind those yanks about how bad America is! Every time! Because we care about justice and peace soooooooo much. Hey guys… MURCA BAD

Hey, guys what about America!? Did anybody hear about America? AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Hey did anybody else consider the relevance of what happened in America? Have you guys heard? About America? America. What about America. No forget Russia, we’re taking about America right now! America…

No u!

The longer you keep fighting back, the more you will keep being hit. We can’t seem to stop the bully without you getting hurt more, so just be a good little boy and hand over your lunch money peacefully. And when the bully demands the contents of your backpack, hand that over to avoid more bloodshed. And when he demands your hat, hand that over too. You don’t want to keep getting hurt, do you?

You really been huffing that Russian propaganda, huh? It’ll turn your brain to mush, you should really stop.

Clearly this bully isn’t going to stop trying to take your lunch money. If you continue trying to defend yourself it’s just going to lead to more fights and you getting hurt more. If you just give up your lunch money peacefully then it’ll be better for everybody!

Exactly. It’s not like that. That would just be regurgitating Russian propaganda in an attempt to justify an invasion of a sovereign nation , wouldn’t it?