“It was obviously really tough, we parted with a lot of talented people we cared about" - Mark Zuckerberg

“Mark Zuckerberg made more than $28 billion this morning after Meta stock makes record surge” https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/02/business/meta-stock-surge-mark-zuckerberg/index.html

The US Attorney General John Ashcroft singing his wonderfully jingoistic 2002 masterpiece “Let the Eagle Soar”

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=woLQI8X2R6Y

No need for /s - this is no less illogical than most of their other arguments.

Unshittification

At this point, I’m just so sick of every little thing being a huge struggle

Suffering is inevitable. This is the first noble truth in Buddhism. Troubleshooting Linux is Tao.

well, well, turns out he’s a complete fruitcake. Whod’ve guessed?

Kid at school named Miles Long.

“No, I would not protect you. In fact, I would encourage them to do whatever the hell they want. You got to pay. You got to pay your bills.”

Meet the (Many) Small Business Owners Stiffed by Donald Trump - inc.com

Hardly ever use Windows myself, but I’m pretty sure you can just download it from Microsoft and refuse all the nags to register it when you are installing it.

it doesn’t, but ‘whinger’ is a very common word in Australia to describe somebody who complains about insignificant things - especially English people when they talk about differences between England and Australia. To say this thread is ‘whingy’ means that it is full of petty complainers.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Whinging Pom

Australian for the way an English person complains about everything in Australia

She’ll promise you more than the garden of Eden

Then she’ll carelessly cut you and laugh while you’re bleedin’

But she’ll bring out the best - and the worst - you can be

Blame it all on yourself 'cause she’s always a woman to me

all aboard! Coming soon to your local employment office.

Do you think it’s safe to upvote this?

and they will come with full self-driving

I love you, bot.

Linux, dovecot, postfix and a large quantity of pain medication.

Hookers and blackjack coming soon.

I’m getting laid.

Every day is pizza day here!!! That’s what makes us a “Great Place to Work” (GPTW^TM)

Would you care for a chair massage?