fuckgod

They gotta be too young to come out of the programming.

Does it look like one of those casts made of an anthill?

That’d be brutal.

Iron Maiden? Lol

Easy answer. Super easy. Not easy to happen, but easy to give a valid answer.

Fox News would just have to have it as a talking point with a huge swath of their propagandists agreeing and all of them talking about it.

You could literally say "people that are outside for any amount of time on (insert random date about 2 weeks out or so) will gain the ability to fly and if you add a part about it relieving joint and back pain permanently if activated from height I guarantee you’d see a huge increase in deaths by falling from heights.

Red cities would just have old people splattered all over the sidewalks.

And the world would be a better place immediately.

Yeah, but it’s rarer and usually called a baby.

A disinformation campaign started by normies.

I choose to imagine this is Guinan’s nickname around the ship when she’s not giving Picard or another crew member advice.

Not sure what this is in reference to, honestly. I may have heard his name when the safe happened, but I never actually watched the clip of it’s something to do with that. I just heard mentions of it later.

Personally, that was the first I ever heard of him. Given my age and his complete irrelevance to anything I cared about (basically just computers and cartoons) at the time, I had no reason to.

Honestly I still don’t know much about him, mostly because I don’t care. But everyone loves an epic fail story.

But then we wouldn’t still be laughing at that twat.

That’s an improvement from just “worst”.

That would be great, tho. Just let him say that a few times, and after waiting a bit to let the programming reach the MAGA herd and be interpreted by their “special” brains, the ones hiding can come out and be safe, assumed to be legal since he “got rid” of the illegal ones.

Man, that jump to a 3rd is STEEP