This, but tactile.

You know how sometimes you can watch a food ad and taste the food they’re selling? This is like that, but I can taste the bag they reheated it in.

I doubt it.

It’s weirdly close to Vonnegut’s drawing of a butthole so it’s the one that sticks in my mind.

Pssst. It’s the Claude logo.

Ah, good point. Yeah, they’re the same you’d get on broccoli.

If you need a rubber band, buy asparagus. You get two and also have asparagus.

Amazon, unfortunately.

My wife and I bought a TV on the internet. What brand? I have no idea but it’s the type they have in waiting rooms and restaurants. Zero internet. Zero apps. You push the button and it turns on. It’s the best fucking purchase we’ve made in the last five years.

Woke up to so many texts about it. This is one of them.

It’s not like you suggested something really classy, like Coors Banquet.

They cut him loose after season 1 and the show got better.

I do this, except for the part where they’re all identical.

Have fun with it! I had that exact model for years and it’s fantastic.

Their BBQ tools are rock solid, too. I upgraded to a green egg and kept the tongs and spatula from my old setup. I’ve owned them for a decade now. They’re outside (under the patio) and still do the job perfectly.

This reads like someone who has read everything William Gibson ever wrote without understanding that it was all making fun of people like him.

didnt dump any in the tank bcs no idea if it could break something

Yeah, that’s a good point. Hmm… This sounds like a good weekend project.

20 minutes later and a loooot of vinegar essence

I’ve got a toilet that takes forever to fill up and live in hard water country. Did you just dump distilled vinegar in the tank and let it sit?

If the christian god exists and the reward for serving him is eternal life in his presence, I will gladly accept the alternative.

Let’s go Phillies?