Technically two?

Tights come down.

But the blister packs we get can’t be tampered with 🤷‍♂️

Victoria, Circle, District, Hammersmith and City, Metropolitan and the new Piccadilly Line trains (due soon) all have regenerative braking. The rest will follow as new trains are procured.

As anyone who travels on the Victoria line in the summer will tell you: it helps, but not much.

I want a proper British kebab. I want an angry brown man who is 94% beard to hand me a congealed slab of suspicious meat drenched in garlic sauce. Like I can tell you the kebab I’m eating right now isn’t a real kebab because I’m eating it while sober. The Kebab shop is always ran by a huge dude called Amir. Amir does not speak English. He does speak every other language in the world. Including “I’m shit myself drunk” -ese. “HARGHN JUGHBO GELRCIH PLAGHS?” you ask him. He nods. He begins shaving “meat” off that huge fucking rotisserie beef thing. Your brain, floating as it is in vodka, offers one word, “hoss?”. Amir grins. He has heard that joke before. There’s no horse in Amir’s kebabs. Oh no. Horse is for those fancy fuckers on the main road. Amir’s meat is heady mix of rat, greyhound and eastern European girls who aren’t very good at holding their breath. Amir gestures to the sad-looking vegetables on the counter, but you’ve already fell asleep with your face pressed against the counter glass. Amir tops your kebab with lettuce, cucumbers, bubble wrap and Styrofoam. He then adds so much garlic sauce that those ingredients cease to be. Amir grunts, and hands you your kebab. He grunts again when you nearly leave without paying. You stagger back to the counter and thrust a - wad of sweaty fivers into his hands. Amir gives you your exact fucking change.

I’ve been using this for a while now and the only thing I’ll say is that a lot of videos don’t have alternative titles, so since it’s all crowd sourced I feel that the best solution is to have more people using it.

Brilliant idea regardless.

Maybe a 30cm ruler

Just set up an unprotected network with a fun proxy:

https://pete.ex-parrot.com/upside-down-ternet.html

You’re so un-hip I’m surprised your bum doesn’t fall off

I am rubber, you are glue.

Did you give your number to anyone you’ve met recently? I certainly know a few people who would flirt like this 😅

I have a UDR and it’s pretty great. I have had one unknown failure once, which needed a physical reboot. And that’s been in two or so years.

And how long had they been standing there on one leg to cause the grass to grow around them?

No thank you.

A friend of mine does this in her garden. The weight of the water is more than enough to not cause issues here. It’s easily 70/80kg even allowing for displacement of a person and it’s all at the bottom.

You can just lift yourself in/out on the top edges.

Yep, in the exact same was as blockchain: nowhere.

They allow non-folding bikes off-peak in non-tunnel sections or on newer trains (like the Elizabeth line). They allow folding bikes at any time anywhere.

Sadly yeah. Hence “was” ☹️

AbiWord was probably the closest as a FLOSS equivalent?

And I hope they can’t sell them because nobody actually wants to buy one.