Amen.

I want a free car with personalised ads!

Imagine poo being on any other part of you body where you except a piece of paper is enough to get rid of it.

Yes, a piece of paper is much better to get rid of poo then streaming water.

Because of work. I’m a software developer and one in a while I’m forced to develop stuff using Google software. Also developers search the internet a lot to speed things up, you can use an alternative for Google but usually not getting the best results. Now I can live with that, but my boss doesn’t like it if I take more time to finish my work just because I refuse to use Google :p

Yep, pure evil. Trying to use as less of Google’s stuff as possible, which is easier said then done.