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Edible toilet paper!

She’s literally pointing two fingers at her own vagina! This ad is sexual and misleading

Why is Putin meeting with Django?

Terrifying. I wouldn’t be caught less than 12 inches away from this vicious beast!

Hell yeah masturbation! A man’s private time to get er done!

That’s not what they mean by “unlimited breadsticks”!!

Google, you stink, like the poop in my toilet! Flush it down, flush it down so disgusting! Google you are making me gag because of your horrible stench. Please remove yourself from the equation.

Man I don’t like google anymore. I’m gonna use Edge from now on!

Couple weeks ago I learned Zionism IS antisemitism.

I’m sick of all this Internet, causing all these problems

I’m sick of all these liberal offices causing all these problems

Thanks for catching the reference! I feel a part of something larger than myself now!

Why does it need to be rinsed? Its because of the implication: Think of the inside of your anus forming itself to the shape of the object as it enters your anus. That’s what we’re dealing with here. That’s the game now.

Trump would love to admire his cock through an oddly worded monologue

Why does Trump get so many comments? He’s such a piece of shit. I regret leaving this comment. UPDATE: I didn’t realize this was about his failing health. Upvote extended

Oink!!

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It’s such a nice river other than getting punched in the nuts

The difference is measurable!