Oh god I had eyeliner for Halloween costume this year and wtf people why do you do this to yourself.

It’s pain in the ass to “install”, poking blind into your eyes with a pen, and then the removal is just impossible without like bleaching your eyes

First of all, stop using word “expat” when you’re talking of immigrants but from “better countries”

Put “never gonna give you up” playing on background every time they leave their PC unlocked

I’m allergic to cats, but I still think cats are more cute than humans so this is not entirely unreasonable.

That said, humans matter too - Slava Ukraini

You need to upload fingerprints, iris scan and 3d scan of your feet, penis (if applicable) and nose internals (without socks) when registering. This is a requirement from the Uzbekistan’s government

But also, recording yourself lift is a great way to see things that you’re doing wrong that you wouldn’t otherwise notice

Great in your own privacy, but an asshole move if you’re also “accidentally” filming other people at the gym.

Oh yeah that makes sense. I was thinking it’s some Chinese text tattoo, and he saw the same text in donut packaging but that didn’t make much sense eh

Now that gravy boat is the president of the united states!

Majority of United States citizens are now verifiably fascist

Nationalism /patriotism is a religion, where the country’s identity is a god

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Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free

Yeah that looks better

I see your wife is the one usually frying steaks

I might have turned to vampire at around 21

So you’re saying pymixxedveggies is bloated?

Pot calling kettle black or something

Trump is not responsible for his security though, secret service is. Would think that those guys would know to not wear random trackers with them

There is porn about it. No exceptions. The exception to rule 1 is the citation of rule 1. There are no girls on the internet.

Idk there fits many kind of Nazis in the maga crowd