Keep business and family separate.
All hail the hypnotoad
Keep business and family separate.
At least someone has a used catalytic converter now
What a stupid reason to die, this timeliness sucks
“Are jokes funny? Hmmm”
Daddy would you like some sausage
Another study confirming we are fucked
I assume a new McDonald’s is opening somewhere at this exact moment
This guy needs more bootstraps!
/s
Some sort of fraction, i think the denominator was 11
Ooooh sorry we can’t make money doing that, so…
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Not to mention the absolute dearth of actual electric super yachts. It’s an industry pipe dream
“Oh, the pedo wrote nice letters, we should totally be lenient, he didn’t hurt anyone! Prison won’t help!”
Meanwhile this asshole spends his career putting others behind bars. Lock his ass up
Bets on how quick the LAPD calls this matter “handled internally” our some other bullshit? Murderers
Is totally gonna trickle down, just you wait!
Good point, he’s pretty much the asshole here
I got my first job at 15 answering this question. I sold cordless (not cellular, cordless) phones at Sears
The “easy” answer to this question is to pick up the pen, then ask the interviewer if they can write something down. They’ll look for a pen, which you’re holding. You smile, and say, “if you’d like, I have something to assist with that request…” and trail off a bit. Some people will laugh at this joke and it’s enough for them to pass the test. Personally, I’m not a fan of this method.
My 15 year old self hadn’t heard this question before, so I just picked the pen up and started listing the wonderful qualities of this pen, and how quickly your life would be enhanced if you had it. “It has the deepest of royal blue hues, with a rich writing sensation and smooth flow on the paper. The grip allows for ultimate comfort, so the pen is usable all day long without any soreness in the fingers or hand. It’s so well shaped and ergonomical, you can barely feel it in your hand. And with the above-industry-standard sized ink chamber, you’ll be able to use this pen far longer than the competition. This pen has both the value and form that the modern consumer has come to expect in their premium pen buying experience.”
And so forth. Basically, do sales stuff
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