They didn’t know it was actually his until they checked the logs.

I know they’re not dinosaurs, but I like pterosaurs a lot. Their wings look cool and I bet a flock of them in the sky would be a crazy sight!

They’re just kicking the can down the road until the heat dies down.

Would

You will die alone and forgotten, disgraced by history. 13 curses upon you.

I tried this and it doesn’t work. Took a purple glitter pill and checked my poops for a few days.

I’m guessing my body just absorbed the plastic. Delicious, Delicious plastic.

I got my pill for free so at least I didn’t spend a bunch of money on shit.

If you look at beef you can have low resolution steaks.

Marijuana baby, that sweet sweet leaf.

It’s about time!

Hell yeah murder chicken packs have to be scary!

Goblin mode isn’t appreciated enough.

What’s your favorite dinosaur?

The mayor will unfortunately veto this legislation.