The real question is do they work as dildos? Or is everything I believe about an Alaskan pipeline just a myth??

Organic nature pegs

I love you Mercy. You were the best girl and you made a lot of people happy. Thank you for being a bright light in this world.

I can barely see the screen with the tears in my eyes so forgive any typos

This guy discs

Companies used to offer pensions to employees, and time served meant a better reward for retirement. The pension idea eroded over the years but the mindset remained.

They’re not thinking long term, they want immediate and maximum profits

Notice also how he starts each paragraph with “I” and not to be an armchair psychiatrist but that says a lot about his motivation.

Are you free tonight?

Less time to yell out that he’s being murdered

I’m gonna go out, I’m gonna let myself get

absolutely soaking WEEEEET!

Alternate headline: CEOs still out of touch with rank and file employees, continue to set policy based on enormous egos and to assuage shareholders

Not inside jobs necessarily but both events had credible foreknowledge of an imminent attack that wasn’t acted upon.

Ah, high school

“Tell that to earth!” Spæce Kæren

I would love to see a chart with my steam purchases over the years. There would be a huge spike up as soon as my deck arrived.

I refer to our IT director Jeb as Jeborah

I think it’s a long exposure, but yeah, there was a guy in there for a “hot” minute! (Get it? Because radiation!)

I ain’t tryna eat that pasty flesh

I almost forgot about this

So it’s more like a dog guest book, got it. Does anyone know why they pee where they pee? My dog picks a particular spot in the bushes at my parent’s house and he does it without fail every time.

And my male dog pees on the same spot as my female dog. What up with that?