As American as baseball.

I spent a long time in junior high trying to pick a nemesis. I thought it would push me to be better, but no one ever lived up to my expectations and the grand results were just a bunch of people I was weird to.

Best haunted house in video game history.

My computer had a key. The trick was to grip it between your toes.

The new Time King is pretty fun! Paradoxes and all that.

Money, also if it’s on the earth someone will be able to find it eventually. Leaving no notice seems horribly irresponsible.

The rules of war do not stop just because Congress didn’t authorize the action.

Took a nice one of Enoch too

Just in time for Christmas.

It maximizes floor space on the top floor. It’s not a building but a tower who’s purpose is to be really high and to see really far. I bet there’s a restaurant at the top.

Well said. Another example is (infinity)+1=(infinity)

If you subtract infinity from both sides you’re left with 1=0. Which is impossible. Similar things happen with multiplication and division.

Exactly! The disqualifier for infinity isn’t the fact that it’s a concept, it’s because it doesn’t behave like a number.

Not seeing it. Maybe you could quote me saying that?

When did I say that?

All numbers are concepts.

Life is like a hurricane,

The unfortunate paradox of using examples of secrets is that by definition that secrecy failed. A completely successful conspiracy never even becomes a theory.

Take that imagined taste and make it about 30% worse then you’re in the ballpark.

I thought they were extinct.