Hockey, eh?

(Sorry to bring that up.)

You already are, they’re using your social security for it. Thank God.

Do they have to be men? Children has a better ring to it.

Wait until you try liquid shits.

I don’t know SHIT.

We’ll all be hyperlooping around Mars here soon! 🤞

If they say they’re doing something “to protect the children,” you know it’s some truly heinous shit.

What are some other ways they can look?

Can also look like this:

(Yeah, I saved 'em, too, wanna fight about it!?)

Looks to be a classic mother-daughter flick where they use each other’s bodies.

He’s taking your lunch money…so that you don’t fill your temple with unhealthy options.

Like a couple of Honeybaked Hams.

Alright, cool, brah. Go with Christ.

Jesus Christ.

I think they’re pretty normal-sized feet.

I’ll take neither. Blech. I’m a cotton man.

Sorry, dude(tte), she just wasn’t that into you.

That’s it.

Boning.