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Was this a longitudinal stinkfist?

Or a lateralus?

🤕 (Pulled a muscle stretching…)

It’s not a “gas station hot dog.” Say its name, bitch. It’s called a Big Bite. With free “chili” and nacho “cheese” straight from the whirring mechanical udder. And you’re not having a Big Bite without a Big Gulp…

Who are you to wave your macaroni at me?

When my hog bites.

When my pee stings.

When I’m feeling saaaad.

They just take too long, but I like edibles.

Hookers that offer cheap motel-room flings…

These are a few of my favorite thiiiiings…

❤️

I know. :(

Still a great Logan, but hard to imagine Logan playing at/with billionaire balls like that.

He’s literally the godfather to Murdoch’s daughter.

Aka a “binomial irreversible”

He can’t, he’s busy fellating Rupert Murdoch.

Get a big enough boat and boat season never has to end.

Yeah, totally not flesh hahaha 👀

Satan?

I always heard it was Spanish for “the niño,” but maybe you’re right.

Maybe if he’d had a good motorboating, he might’ve lightened up and voted better.

You don’t want that to go on your permanent record.

Inversion days in the Salt Lake valley were so dystopian while I was there.

Damn, that was the tightest glory hole I’ve ever visited.