So new guess for actual easily available flying cars is 2054? Or maybe lemmy c/fuckcars gets their wish by then and the time machine turns into a 3-seat bicycle.

Home girl checking how many street passes she’s gotten!

Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: fuck. Is it because I’m ugly as fuck? Third time this month.

gets shot for not complying

Don’t know if it’s these “AI cameras”, but my garbage company started uploading videos of my “violations” to their portal to justify charging me more (bin was open a few inches a couple times). They have video of them picking up the bin (showing my car plates and house in the back), and also of the bin contents from another camera after they dump it into the truck.

I can only assume they’re working on the “threw a non-recyclable item in recycle bin” logic so they can charge more protect the environment.

They say Pluto is not a planet. Do you think that Pluto gives a shit? https://youtu.be/kK0KPuH32mc

Then explain the right sock, nerdddddddd

Is that the guy from The Apprentice?

No items, Fox only, Final Destination.

“All 'muricans fat and dumb lol” 💁🏻‍♂️

BOOYAH!

I was about to post that when I saw the picture! Makes you feel bad for the murderous sea monster </3

To quote the documentary Hotel Transylvania: “Yeah, well, who wouldn’t that kill?”

Is getting hit by a truck really the end? Or just the beginning?

Isekai genre: Allow me to introduce myself.

I’ve been mostly too lazy to look into how to use passkeys. If my normal flow is using 1password for 2fa (on mobile and on the computer), is there a way I can still use that with passkeys? It says they’re supported but I’m not sure how that’d work, because aren’t they device specific?

I just don’t want me losing access to my phone for whatever reason mean that I lose access to my accounts.

I thought *Quil got debunked as being worse than even placebo for actually curing anything