Yep - the stickers too.

I emotionally identify with these bananas

Hell yea. Also my cat would definitely text me back. She’d be texting me all the time stupid shit, just to get my attention. If I wasn’t home she’d text me asking if she can have treats.

I could say that verbatim in my most pointless meetings and most people would be nodding aggressively in blind agreement and smiling like their teeth are trying to escape.

Can’t wait for the inevitable South Park episode about their love story.

Dude I used to know a guy in his 30s that ate this way his whole life. Breaded chicken + fried potatoes of some sort + vanilla ice cream. No idea how he’s doing now but he’s gotta be feeling the effects his 40s.

This pumpkin looks how I feel

Allie Brosh is an absolute treasure to internet comics. Everyone go buy her books if you haven’t yet.

Millenials and Gen Z be like

JANET she’s cool af

Wow do we have the same mom?

Yes. The show has been writing itself since 2016.

Hi I’m a designer and this image is correct.

My body is a temple? Nah more like a Catholic church. Filled with bread, wine and guilt.

The cover design is like a car crash. So bad I can’t stop looking at it

Ohhh that’s why it looks so artificial

Orchestra conductor weighing in here. This is the correct answer.

Also consider COL in the city the university is in. Living in, for example, Halifax, is going to be a lot cheaper than living in Toronto.

That was my immediate thought as well.

Do you have bowels of steel?