Starrett tools. All of them. I’ve put them through Hell and back.

Yeah, but can I use the Indian service to make calling my number from there illegal? I hate to point out the obvious, but most of the scam call centers are there.

Nothing says love like surprise LFS.

Given that he was potentially living naked in a crawl space for 6 months, my guess is… wherever.

Fat tiger kitten for some variety.

Eh, Tyson is also likely doing this to promo Bunny-Man.

I got Steve Madden confused with John Madden and wondered where the turducken would come into play.

I can’t help but wonder if Tyson agreed to that fight to promo this movie.

They also could have put the Mac and cheese under the weiner instead of ontop of it. Problem solved.

And MathNet

Find someone that will stare at these with you.

This makes so little sense to me. One would think that an app would have a wider user base as well as being easier to take down. All they would need to do is run the app and see where it phones home to, then send a C&D to the distribution platform(s).

Conan the Destroyer. I absolutely love it and won’t apologize for it.

I agree. Kinda hard to make that movie true to the source material though when the whole point is that Aeon dies at the end every time.

Wow is that article ever terrible. They stated the same thing several different ways for the word count.

Learning to learn:

Ok, I understand that this is a shitpost. I also understand that the intent is to be encouraging. I think Mr. Rogers would understand that and perhaps support it. What I really don’t agree with here is mincing the words of probably the only person that the entirety of the US is not only OK with, but supports. In the US, be you Liberal, GQP, or whatever middle or adjacent views you have - this is the most loved person in all of media.

There are hundreds of quotes from him that anyone with an IQ over 20 universally agree with. I know that this is kind of a rant; but please let his words, and only his words, speak for themselves;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKy7ljRr0AA

Yeah that is very fair. However, you can say “I’m sitting in my own corner, with blackjack and hookers”

I guess this isn’t satire anymore.

I’ll never forget the time a yellow jacket had gotten inside my Coke can. I found out the hard way.