Reminds me of a website I used to visit.

One day they will make a spoon so big, it will destroy them all.

Knees weak, throwing up blood on his flight already, mom’s spaghetti.

It’s almost as if they would tailor their religious doctrine to suit their own needs. Who could have imagined such a thing could happen.

Is it just part of the enshitification of everything?

Yes

Have I just gotten old

Get off my lawn.

Thanks I needed those.

I’m just pointing out how he could do the thing that person you originally replied to was suggesting. I’m not saying it makes sense or is reasonable.

He can still deploy Seal Team.

The kids in that main pic look like they are in their 40s. Hoop rolling must really take a toll on you.

I was going to make a cop fat donut joke. But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires, so he is probably in a car. Which is hard to chase on foot even if you’re Usain Bolt.

It’s possible they saw him, but couldn’t chase him because… well… no tires.

Rimshot

lol this is exactly what that higher level comment was talking about.

Your mom wears maga hats.

The Boston tea party was the American equivalent of the Boston tea party.

And so no other country can do it because of that. Got it. ☑️

Why does it require long work hours?

How is it that no one else anywhere is able to replicate this fabrication process?

God I want the four day work week to become a thing. But I think they’ve been talking about it for like two decades now and it never seems to happen…

That office looks like a hotel lobby. Do people actually work on those couches and coffee tables? They’re probably leaving “early” to go see their chiropractor.