wtf? did you even read what you’re so angrily replying to?

Better call customer support.

Of course, they’re just going to tell you to turn it off and back on again.

It was published several times before he got his job at cracked.com. First it was a collection of stories he wrote for Halloween over several years on his blog pointlesswasteoftime.com, then he self-published, then it was published by Permuted Press (a small horror publisher), and finally Thomas Dunne.

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