knightly [none/use any]

Ibuprofen for tension headaches, acetaminophen for the rest.

The Olympics.

Anti-piracy operations always pick up when big sporting events happen because the networks that pay for broadcast rights don’t want to have to compete with unlicensed streams.

Garlic aioli.

My auto-downloader has the new season listed as #9

This.

If you only need to disrupt gait recognition for a short period of time, then something as low-tech as some pebbles in your shoe would suffice. But there aren’t any solutions that can fool it long-term.

Can? Probably. Will? No. They would need access to Crowdstrike’s update distribution system and if they had that they could do much more interesting things than crashing a bunch of systems.