What did you think would happen?

I imagine that’s one reason they were tracking it.

I don’t understand responses like yours. This was an obvious outcome so you would prefer they didn’t confirm that it actually happened?

I think at this point all you can do is cut it off and accept your new life as a person who wears a hat made of their own hair.

About a decade ago I had a roommate who worked at a movie theater. They called me one evening because they’d broken the key off in the lock trying to close up for the night. I went down to hang out with them while they found a 24hr emergency locksmith. I still have the bow of the broken key that says DO NOT DUPLICATE.

Sign me up!

Went to the ER a few years ago; they asked if I was pregnant and I said no as I had been dating another cis woman for the 4 years prior.

They still gave me a pregnancy test.

If you aren’t going to believe me anyway just give me the damn test and don’t bother me with the question.

Before he was Michael Meowers, they called him The Shape.

He’s young

Right, so we need to wait 8 more years for the “only legitimate chance Democrats have” to reach the minimum age to assume office?

Do you feel like your needs are met when you are in your space, or do you find yourself wishing there was something… perhaps a place to set or hang your keys, a table for beverages, or maybe a bedside cabinet for storing nighttime items?

Do you want something sturdier to set the tv on and hide the wires behind? Do you like the height of your bed, or would you want a bedframe with drawers or storage underneath?

Want more color or more to look at? Maybe hang a few framed photos, some artwork, posters, or even a piece of cool or interesting fabric.

Have any projects/hobbies that you might want to dedicate an area to? It could be some drawers with a tabletop work area, cabinets for storing supplies, a wall mounted folding tabletop, etc.

Are you inviting others over? Might want to have somewhere for them to sit; a couch, loveseat, recliner, etc. Ideally something you like and would want to use. It could be nice to have a side table or coffee table next to furniture seating.

Do you have/want to start a collection of anything? Small wall shelves or a little bookcase could display interesting things you feel inspired by, gifts others have given you, souvenirs, photos, etc.