Things that don’t exist are the stuff of conservative nightmares. This story checks out.

When we run out of alphabet, maybe we could settle on something like sexu-else/sexuelse/non-cis-het-hate/sexuallies???

I’m down to read your fanfic

All the mental health we need is available on one sofa 😍

On the other hand, “I’m Blue” by Edna, by Kitboga, is the zenith of human culture.

Mother tells me it’s never too late to abort

Not to worry: we’ll make sure you’re good and dead before we get that organ pumping

Trump called him “a puppet of the radical left”. So no. Absolutely not.

Apologies. Incoherence is my love language.

Wrong. ↑ This is propaganda from the radical leftist Biden regime.

The government and businesses made reforms so that capitalism doesn’t do that anymore. Imagine what kind of hellscape this place’d be if they hadn’t changed when they realized how much human suffering and planetary destruction they were about to cause lmao.

Editing to add that this is sarcasm. Can you imagine “radical leftist Biden”? 😂

I’m liking all the comments saying that [even despite its strong decline in quality], Google’s results are still much better than others’. I’ve been moving around a lot to other search engines lately and thought I’ve been doing something wrong.

My poor doctor

has finally arrived

Finally !

Which ones??!?

“that’s what big pharma wants you to think”

—too many people I know

Gold lining: other hotel guests start to die at only 37° C

Long press on the square Averages panel toward the bottom of a location

Because git doesn’t require, but could definitely benefit from, empty initial commits, my go-to is:

git init
git commit -m='🌳 root commit' --allow-empty
git tag v0.0.0 -am=''
git add -A
git commit -m='✨ initial commit'
git tag v0.0.1 -am=''

which is completely Nver- and Y2K-compliant

FACELESS ROBOT: the F train is running on the A line

me: did Halloween fall on Friday the 13th this year??!

Fuck yes. Thaaaaaaaaank you so much!

Even if this weren’t what I wanted, I’m delighted to see leaders who can change their minds. Thank you for that, too.