SOMEONE sure does and he’s not that bright 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣

Great music definitely breaks up the monotony of a shower.

I second this. I have one that hangs on one of the shower curtain hooks, and I even got a little suction cup basket to set my phone in, in case I need to change songs or something. Works like a charm.

My favorite Disney movie!

I’m sitting here trying to figure out what the meme reference is, not even recognizing the fact that it’s chocolate chip cookies with shrimp on it

Third season has started rolling out, if you’re not already aware

They probably fired the people responsible for doing that

That’s asking quite a lot…

That generally just makes me remember not to use that product or service because the ad was so annoyingly stupid

Some places paint their crosswalks in rainbow colors, which obviously makes you gay if you walk across them.

What do you mean “things so small we can’t see them with the human eye?”

Not really, they just forgot a word. Should be “what do you mean…”

“Sir! Are you ok?” “I’m kinda fucked up in general, so it’s hard to judge”

One of my favorite movie lines ever