Charming fellow

My hope is that he will feel tremendous guilt for the rest of his life, and that his rationalizations might fool others, but never him.

Held a press conference

This is a special kind of fact. It’s pretty obvious, but most of us have never considered it before.

It would be better if this didn’t happen at all, but I’d rather see headlines like this than some retiree getting scammed out of their life savings.

That’s where the “within limits” bit comes in.

It takes an enormous amount of energy to grow. One of my friend’s sons actually has stretch marks because he grew so quickly one summer.

Within limits, I think teenagers have a license to eat ridiculous amounts of food.

I need an ELI5 version of this. (Note: this comment is a critique of me, not the author or the content of the article.)

Edit: if “nerdsnipe” isn’t in the dictionary, it totally should be.

Outstanding story

Thank you for providing the much-needed context. It’s reassuring to see someone grow, learn, and criticize their past self.

Love the name! He’s great!

Congrats to you and your friends for being well hydrated! Now get your feet off the sink.

Very punchable face. I want to yank those earrings out with pliers, too.

“It’s just a little airborne! It’s still good! It’s still good!”

Smurfs

Not for her!

…asked Snackrates

Be aware - if you choose a salon, they’ll probably try and sell you a bunch of “hair products” that you don’t need, like expensive shampoos, conditioners, gels, and stuff.

Then again, this advice is coming from someone who buys whatever is on sale at the grocery store. You do you.

I knew a girl in college whose parents swore by that thing. At first, I thought your link would go to the Flowbee website, and I was amazed that it was still being sold lol

“Our product doesn’t kill enough people. How can we raise the body count?”