I love your thoughts here. I hadn’t ever thought of ways you can last minute engineer a way for the vehicle to keep the pedestrian from being crushed rather than thrown up

I like this - but would companies that fail (in being second) not get credit for their work? You could imagine the second place actually having a more effective product at the end.

I think you’re also a brilliant fellow human.

As someone who regularly mispronounces this as rhyming with almonds I feel a little attacked

I also say the following wrong: Ikea, Nutella, idea. Somehow my bilingual brain just gives up.

But beware the nipples.

Every time you think it can’t get weirder.

Wait wait don’t tell me taught me he was probably vegan.

I’m really happy it’s getting better for you! Hopefully it keeps improving.

Also works - similar reasons. Soap every day can hurt skin more than letting it do it’s on thing. But I absolutely adore showers - I just prefer to try and let my hair oils do their thing until appearing professional forces me to shampoo.

Back of my neck! I always have a shower cap on on non shampoo days and I usually miss my neck.