They need to add, “Surrenders”. I’d be happy to see that number steadily climbing.

Rimshot

I’m inclined towards a universal sales tax, and elimination of income tax. That cuts out loopholes for billionaires who run around buying property, buildings, and yachts - a 10 or 12% tax would fix that (of course, every solution provides its own set of problems) The other solution is having my employer “tip” me every two weeks.

Edit: Some very good points below, which I’d never considered.

Wait, this is “mastermind” (based on the outcome) of the October terrorist attacks? “Sure, we can have a ceasefire. C’mere and let’s talk about it…”

Separate tickets, dudes.

Damn, I am stealing this. Too many good uses:

“She lives in a hopium den”

“Hopium addict”

“Hopium of the masses”

I don’t know - the arc shot with the zoom (when the three robots were on stage) looked much too smooth, and suspiciously computer-generated.

Why are so many doctors and nurses armed? Or is it the patients?

One, “Operation Praying Mantis” II coming up. Did you want Freedom Fries with that?

And if they say things like “God bless you”, I take it as a sign of respect

Very different from someone in the South saying “God bless your heart”, which means they think you’re being stupid.

While kissing someone’s ass is almost never appropriate on a first date, it might relate to the “kiss of shame”, one of the weird things allegedly performed by witches. See Osculum Infame

I hope someone is making sure the Russians (troops and civilians) are seeing these. “Join glorious Russian army as we decimate the Ukrainians!”

Here’s your glory, dudes…

Their density makes them ring like a bell, if suspended by a wire through the center. Good wind chimes.

Profits security.

OR, Ukraine could go all Kelly’s Heroes on them. “You know what’s behind you? All of RUSSIA. And all you have to do to get an equal share is turn that tank around…”

the carmaker keeps its costs low partly by owning the entire supply chain of its EV batteries, significant since a battery accounts for roughly 40% of an electric vehicle’s price.

And this impossible for other carmakers because… ?

There’s probably a big yellow wooden crate near the back, a stimpak under the driver’s seat, a conductor’s cap on the skeleton in the driver’s seat, and a couple of feral ghouls sleeping on the benches.

Unless I’ve been lied to all these years.

And here poor Gregor came to the party with a window. Windows are so last month! Silly Gregor!

Have these guys made any demands? I’d love to know what they think they’re going to accomplish. Or are they just being pirates for the fun of it?

“Picasso, man, I’m telling you. Get out of the home improvement gig. Go draw or some shit.”