When future generations (of alien colonists on our dead world) update the story of Cassandra, the main character will be changed to Bernie

The beer belly putsch

I think that’s the answer. He’d eat the hamburger half.

I won’t be satisfied with anything less than a full disadulation

And why would the Democratic Party need new voters if there won’t be any more elections?

I actually just started learning C++ today.

If Lovecraft were alive today one of his stories would start with this line.

The ones he thinks Tim Walz replaced with tampon dispensers

The Trump campaign is a conspiracy by Big Deep End to sell more deep end!

“If the shoreline fits”

So, after he flees to Argentina?

I’ve never paid attention to the Olympics. What’s terrible about it this year?

Homer tells Barney he’ll strangle Bart if CPS responds to Ned’s call

1. Job security
2. its not COBOL

Hurricanes gonna be lining up around the block in excitement

Or maybe metric should measure in Hartleys

NyQuil. No!

Until you cook them. Then they’re purple-ly clear.